This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future…!
The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day…There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2025, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Whether you are celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster
we wish you happy holidays.
Be merry, have fun, don’t diet!
Skin – Rennaissance
With the first xmas party behind us, this is dedicated to the true renaissance man: Glynsky.
And to all red heads, of course!
The internet dinosaur Yahoo had a famous advertising slogan once: Do you Yahoo?
Today I recommend you do not.
Yahoo was cracked. And that was before it got cracked. You can read it here http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/yahoo-hackers-stole-information-1b-accounts-44196851. One billion account details were copied. In the crack before half a billion were copied.
Now, I and DiaBlog have been cracked. It can happen. We are – and probably will always remain – amateurs. We do not run a billion dollar internet company with email service, server space for photos and what not. Our responsibility is infinitesimal in comparison. Yet we are doing quite a lot to stay safe.
Today, you cannot really exist without an email address. Numerous government agencies require you to have an email address. Try getting a job without, or traveling, or opening a bank account. Thus, whoever provides you with an email address should be careful. And Yahoo has proven, that they are not.
I recommend Yahoo users delete their accounts. Get a different email provider. I will not respond to Yahoo emails anymore.
As of next week all your internet activity is under full government surveillance. You can read about the “snooper charter” here at AP.
Just to be clear, that is not just your browsing history. That includes email, chats, VoIP telephone, Netflix/TV, everything coming and going through that cable and/or satellite connection. And do not forget your smartphone.
Let this sink in for a moment.
Who will have access to your data?
From here comes a list (quote, emphasis mine):
Metropolitan police force
City of London police force
Police forces maintained under section 2 of the Police Act 1996
Police Service of Scotland
Police Service of Northern Ireland
British Transport Police
Ministry of Defence Police
Royal Navy Police
Royal Military Police
Royal Air Force Police
Secret Intelligence Service
Ministry of Defence
Department of Health
Ministry of Justice
National Crime Agency
HM Revenue & Customs
Department for Transport
Department for Work and Pensions
NHS trusts and foundation trusts in England that provide ambulance services
Common Services Agency for the Scottish Health Service
Competition and Markets Authority
Criminal Cases Review Commission
Department for Communities in Northern Ireland
Department for the Economy in Northern Ireland
Department of Justice in Northern Ireland
Financial Conduct Authority
Fire and rescue authorities under the Fire and Rescue Services Act 2004
Food Standards Agency
Food Standards Scotland
Gangmasters and Labour Abuse Authority
Health and Safety Executive
Independent Police Complaints Commissioner
NHS Business Services Authority
Northern Ireland Ambulance Service Health and Social Care Trust
Northern Ireland Fire and Rescue Service Board
Northern Ireland Health and Social Care Regional Business Services Organisation
Office of Communications
Office of the Police Ombudsman for Northern Ireland
Police Investigations and Review Commissioner
Scottish Ambulance Service Board
Scottish Criminal Cases Review Commission
Serious Fraud Office
Welsh Ambulance Services National Health Service Trust
Also do not forget the five eyes agreement. Thanks to that, the secret agencies and governments of the USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand will have all your data too.
Naturally, those few will keep your data completely safe. No hacker can get to it. And none of the few government employees will abuse the access to that data. We all know, they are angels. No snooping on the ex, or neighbor, or relative. Never.
Nobody will ever manipulate that data. Nobody will add a bit of child pornography to your browser history. Nobody ever will add a bit of drug buying, or a subscription to an illegal gambling site. No, your government does not engage in such activities.
Boy, you are so much safer now, aren’t you?
Brave new world,
PS: Why didn’t you read more about that? Because your government buried that under Brexit and the US election. That’s how much your politicians and media watch out for you.