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Anyone Fancy A 36 hour Sex Ordeal With A German Nymphomaniac?

I don’t know about you but our full time Diablog bigot has not been his usual verbose self over the last couple of weeks.
I am beginning to wonder if it was he, Glynsky, who was the unnamed man referred to in the shocking article that hit the world’s press a few days ago.

For those Diablog readers who have not read the story in question I have shown an edited version of the facts below:

An unnamed (yeh right…) man was found sobbing in the street by police after his one-night stand demanded too much sex.
The man broke down in tears outside the woman’s apartment after the 36-hour ordeal in Munich, Germany.

The woman was arrested after her exhausted lover escaped onto a balcony and cried for help.

Police confirmed that the unfortunate man told them:
“I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.”

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Does anyone recognise our victim recuperating in a Munich hospital bed?
The man is believed to be the latest victim of a German nymphomaniac who was previously arrested last month after forcing her date to make love to her eight times.
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Her first victim who was described as a 43-year-old very tired man, met the woman in a bar in Munich, Germany, and according to German news website ‘The Province’, managed to escape from the apartment to raise the alarm when his insatiable lover refused to let him go.

The Daily Mail reported that the man only escaped her apartment after the woman fell asleep.

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When arrested the woman in question reportedly tried to seduce two police officers with a “quickie” – who apparently politely declined.

The above information is 100% true and accurate, except for the name of the second unidentified victim, who was described as a ‘part time property magnate and vintage car collector from northwest London’.

I shall leave it to Glynsky to confirm or deny as to whether his recent trip to support Bayern Munich in Germany, for the European championship final against Chelsea, was pure coincidence or not.

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