Apparently I am becoming a fat bastard and this needs addressing according to my current wife.
She remains unconvinced of my assertion that:
‘It is a scientific fact that the body will not absorb calories if you take it from another person’s plate’
Everyone else knows this to be true, but despite the above she feels I should lose some weight.
When I say ‘some’ I am apparently not talking about a few pounds, I am given to understand that we are talking at least fourteen pounds, or to all you Diablog foreigners out there, around 6 kilo.