Pete

Smug Bastards

I really hope you have all had a great weekend out there, and for those readers who actually get up and go to work, enjoy your Monday morning.

Well I think people with proper jobs are smug bastards, what with your houses and fancy cars and your 2.4 children and your private school fees, your foreign holidays and your private health cover.

I bet you even have your own friends that you socialise with assuming of course you are not busy swapping your wives and sexually abusing the au pair.
I would guess in your spare time you are out there hitting small white balls with sticks.
Then after your fun filled weekends you get into your fancy flash motors and clog up all our roads as you get into work, to do whatever it is you do.

You probably never give the whole thing a second thought.
You could make the whole journey from your home to your hot desk on auto pilot.
You probably don’t even think about the lift/elevator breaking down with you inside do you?????
Well take a look at the video filmed earlier and then think again.

Because maybe tomorrow this could happen to you.

6 thoughts on “Smug Bastards

  1. So that’s why you asked me to help with your survey the other day – popping over to see Miss Tuscany indeed!
    The only bit you got wrong was hitting my small white balls – you used a railway sleeper.

  2. Happy to be a smug bastard.
    Go out and demostrate somewhere and I hope it rains/snows, while I am sitting in my warm office/airport lounge/aeroplane.
    Dear ER. Have you taken up acting ?

  3. Frankly of all the things you may or may not be, smug is not one of them.
    In Pete’s case it is more irony and envy.

    smug.
    adjective – self-satisfied, superior, complacent, conceited, self-righteous, holier-than-thou, priggish, self-opinionated – smug satisfaction
    Collins Thesaurus of the English Language – Complete and Unabridged 2nd Edition. 2002 © HarperCollins Publishers 1995, 2002

    Remind you of anyone?

  4. Acting greasemonkey. You see, I told you that you have taken up acting. So it was you in the coffin in the lift?

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