Glynsky

i don’t understand my wife (part 1)…

Dear diablog,

Here Philippa

phirripa real

(as usual with no particular reference to the reason for the post!) explained why women can never be equal to men!

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy .

Dearest Christina

christina

immediately saw fit, due to her ever present interest in male members, to add some clues to our readers as to how they (the male) should assess their potential partners to suit the requirement of the moment.

In the interests of those men right now wrestling with women, diablog offers some real assistance

 

As diablog prides itself with always offering a balanced view a riposte from the fairer sex will follow in due course.

Yours, diablog, in the hope I haven’t made a boob

Glynsky

10 thoughts on “i don’t understand my wife (part 1)…

  1. Very clever & very true, both for women & men.
    It’s all so simple, so why do we keep making the same silly mistakes ???

  2. Seen that one – really good. Here’s some Flawless MALE LOGIC:
    Critical Thinking At Its Best!
    Woman:
    Do you drink beer?
    Man:
    Yes
    Woman:
    How many beers a day?
    Man:
    Usually about 3
    Woman:
    How much do you pay per beer?
    Man:
    $5.00 which includes a tip
    (This is where it gets scary !)
    Woman:
    And how long have you been drinking?
    Man:
    About 20 years, I suppose
    Woman:
    So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
    Man:
    Correct
    Woman:
    If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
    20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
    Man:
    Correct
    Woman:
    Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
    Man:
    Do you drink beer?
    Woman:
    No
    Man:
    So where’s your Ferrari?

  3. Glynsky, can I have a scarier nickname please?

    Run? Really? Maybe? I wouldn’t know… ER understands me to be the shittest at knowing men.

    Casper

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