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Moderation #2

Dear Reader,

Last Wednesday I deleted two more comments on diablog. They were as non-amusing, non-interesting as the ones deleted earlier. They were troll comments.

Trolls are reminded of “The rules of the internet“, especially #9:

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either – enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites – DON’T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else – fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls – it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost it always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person’s sexual prefrences without any real reason
28. Always question a person’s gender – just incase it’s really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO – the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more – it’s never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here – not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is – the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. There is always furry porn of it
45. The pool is always closed

Happy new year to all,

Engine Room

4 thoughts on “Moderation #2

  1. Thanks for pointing this out ER. And all this started when? A solution – find someone more like you.
    But we are onlinefriends so all is well. I am fine with that :)

  2. ….and no it isn’t a ruse so to see your almighty and neither were all the other assumptions.
    All the best and happy New Year X

  3. I have a funny feeling this all started with you Casper, although not sure I saw everything!
    ER – you sensor and then give a list of 45 reasons not to!
    Let’s keep this light, funny and friendly.

  4. Yes. I started it. Sorry.
    Nothing wrong with what ER wrote.
    Everything is fine-lets be friends as best as we can.

    Casper X

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