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Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge

This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future…!

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day…There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2025, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

One thought on “Pfizer & Pepsi to Merge

  1. Digging deep for this “news” from 2011 but still funny.
    I wish you and all readers a Happy, Peaceful and most important, a healthy New Year.
    Back to work for me. Tomorrow to Kiev and at weekend to Yerevan.

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