Finally, I was able to talk to the head honcho of diablog, Mr. Glynsky himself, Guess my surprise, when I found out, I am not on one of his many block lists. His army of beautiful, yet utterly useless, secretaries and assistants passed my call on to him. And what did he say?
“I’m in the middle of something, let me call you back.”
Yeah, we’ve all heard that before.
But, he did. He called, after many hours. And I am at liberty to reveal, the reason for his extended silence is … work.
Really, that’s what he claims. He is swamped or drowned in work. I hear you gasp. As in real work. Paid work. I cannot believe the gentleman has lowered his life style that much, but that’s what he claims. So, the gentleman is out to increase is already vast fortune.
“Coffee drinking was associated with reduced risk for death from various causes.”
Yep, coffee drinkers live longer. There you have it. And this does not come just from me, this comes from a proper scientific study. The European Commission had it done, and the correlation between coffee consumption and a longer life is proven beyond reasonable doubt.
Now, it could be, that coffee drinkers are healthier people in general. I don’t care.
More tea for the English, please. Since you dislike coffee and the EU so much. I’ll continue to enjoy plenty of espressi, and watch them die younger. And here is the song to go with it:
Sting – Englishman in New York