Am I the only one wondering why our two gents and Smiles have been relatively silent? I didn’t think so.
Today the “news” reached the lower ranks of diablog. And we might be able to offer an explanation.
Rumors are, that yesterday – or some day – the Spurs won against ManU. Don’t ask me what that means. I am as puzzled as you are.
But reportedly, it was the very first time this happened since 1989, after 23 years. Meaning, our younger readers did not have an opportunity to witness this event of global importance before.
Pete and Smiles, who wear spurs all the time – if that’s what Spurs means -, most likely have been drunk since. With joy, of course.
At the same time, a relatively unknown ensemble by the name of Arse, or something remotely similar, lost against Chelsea. That was a local derby.
Anyway, it was the first loss of an arse this season, and that seems to be a catastrophe.
Glynsky, a big fan of arse, is said to have fallen into a coma first. Then he refused food and drinks for a life-threatening period of almost 15 minutes and did not talk. For roughly five minutes.
This must have been quite a beautiful piece of arse, that was lost. An immediate inquiry revealed, Jennifer Lopez, Kylie Minogue and other owners of famous backsides are not hurt. Sadly, no picture of the lost arse was available at the time of writing yet.
But don’t worry, help is on the way. I hear, Elsie, aka Her Majesty, is discussing to take action. She is seriously considering to make a statement, right after finishing her tea. Or after the six o’clock gin. But most definitely this year. Or the one thereafter.
All will end well,