Happy Holidays

Dear Reader,

Whether you are celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster

we wish you happy holidays.

Be merry, have fun, don’t diet!

Engine Room

3 thoughts on “Happy Holidays

  1. Happy Holidays for you too, dear ER.
    On way to Aberdeen to spend Christmas with the Druid.
    No chance of diet there

  2. Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
    After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
    “Marilyn,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
    “Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn. “You made a complete ares of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right to his face.”
    “He’s an arsehole,” Dave said. “I could piss on him.”
    “You did,” came the reply. “And he fired you.”
    “Well, screw him then” said Dave.
    “I did,” said Marilyn, “You’re back at work on Monday ….”

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